andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

(Source: random-weeds-on-gwuncan)

foodnun:

namelessshameless:

swimminindaprivilege:

Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.

Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!

This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context. 

Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules. 

tumblr loses again 

totoroteser:

assbutts-initiative:

yogscasteden:

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quickDan started to ride Philip’s disco stickA shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got himHe chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”



I still cant get over this

why is this all phan smut

am i supposed to be sorry for this 

totoroteser:

assbutts-initiative:

yogscasteden:

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.

“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.

Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that bottom”


I still cant get over this

why is this all phan smut

am i supposed to be sorry for this 

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

sa-re:

Oh my god
sa-re:

Oh my god

sa-re:

Oh my god

(Source: smoothyeti)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

image

Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

imageimageimageimage

Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria)

nemesismess:

image

Here’s the fixed version the hamster playing the proper instrument

thanks sometimesisayshit for the clip!

Played 300620 times.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE